11/7/2022 0 Comments Funny super mom quotes![]() ![]() That dreaded moment when you put down a sleeping baby and your hand is trapped under him and you would rather saw your arm off than risk waking him.ġ8. Me: stay in your own bed tonight, ok? 3 yr old: ok mommy I promise. When my child asks for snack 5 minutes after not eating their dinner.ġ4… and then the little girl stayed in bed like she was supposed to, so the monsters wouldn’t eat her. Your children while they clean their room: 1% cleaning, 30% complaining, 69% playing with stuff they just found.ġ3. Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.ġ1. How do I put this? You will never ‘sleep in’ again.ĩ. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.Ĩ. Mom fact #482 – If you combine wine and dinner the new word is ‘winner’ħ. Mom’s are like…thank you lord it’s bedtimeĦ. All these mom’s are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer shaped treats and I’m all like ‘I took a shower and kept the kids alive’ 5. Mom’s often start the day feeling like this…and end the day feeling like thisĤ. If life wasn’t hard enough as a parent, nowadays we also have the added pressure to come across as clever, inspirational, beautiful and witty on social media accounts such as Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat, etc (whilst hiding the fact we are up to our elbows in dirty nappies and haven’t washed our hair in weeks.) But never fear, here is a bank of quotes/ memes/ signs I’m sure all us mum’s can relate to, for you to amuse your social media friends with:ģ. Black Granite Signs with Painted Backgroundīelow are 25 funny quotes for mums all us mums can relate to. ![]()
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